Dallas
We loved Dallas!
Got to the airport and after getting our bags in record time, we hung about waiting for Brandon to come pick us up. Having never met him before, this was a bit of a challenge. However, we soon spotted a friendly guy walking in, looking about the place and we went "BRANDON!" - well, we found each other.
So on to Greenville, which is a couple of hours drive away. It was great looking out the window, you can't really call the place pretty, but it's big and flat and even really big places look small because there is so much space everywhere.
We got to Amy and Brandon's house, which is the cutest, loveliest place and they made us feel super duper welcome. It was so nice and amazing to see Amy all grown up! Sorry, Amy, but I still used to think of you as Terri's little sister who got told off if she didn't run fast enough for the bus. But now, Amy is married and a mum!
Anyway, after a bit Terri arrived and it was amazing to see her again, it was so long since we last saw each other - unbelievable... anyway, we had some great times and long talks! So much to catch up on and not enough time...
We also went to downtown Dallas and did a bit of sightseeing, saw where JFK got shot and basically were the only three people in the whole of Dallas on foot. This guy walked up to us and started showing us the window from where JFK got shot and where he was and this that and the other and then said, "Do you wanna buy the guidebook?" and we're like "No, cheers, you just told us everything we wanted to know...". His selling technique sucks.
It was absolutely boiling, too! So on the hunt for water, we found a Chinese Donut shop. I was confused... is it Chinese or is it Donuts? Or both? We walked in and it was a pretty minging place, but there's the counter heaving with donuts, all fresh from the fryer and the prettiest girl serving! I was like Wow, what you doing here? Turns out it was a donut shop by day and chinese by night...hmmm
After some more sightseeing, we ended up going to a BBQ house to grab some food before going back - it was basically at a petrol station and it was so funny. The three of us walk in, sticking out like sore thumbs and walk up to the counter to order. We can see a dinner lady type figure with her back to us holding a big carving knife and the food looks really good! So we're like 'hello' and she turn around and OH MY GOD! she has got a proper moustache!!!!!!!!! A big black turned up at the corners, neatly trimmed moustache!!!!!!!!!!!! I was ready to piss myself laughing, but she was big and scary and held a carving knife - Oh boy, that was some discipline... I tried not to stare but of course I did. All I knew to NOT do was to look at Terri, otherwise, we would have cracked for sure. It was unbelievable, I've never seen anything like it before and will probably never ever again... I think she was very proud of her mo'.
I must say one thing though, everyone was super duper nice to us all the time we were in Dallas and I loved it! We also tried to go to the world's largest Honky Tonk - what? - but I wasn't allowed in, because I looked young. So there.
We ended up at a different bar where there was meant to be some cowboy dancing lesson, but they were well advanced and no one wanted to dance with me, because I was wearing flip flops. I don't think real Texans wear flip flops. Also had a big steak meal which was yum and huge and I bought a money clip with the Texas flag on it! Hooray!
We had the best time ever and I was really sad to leave... I got to go to an Asda there too and it's way better than ours - and everything is about double the size of it! I wanted to also try all the junk food, they have such a variety, it would be fun to try all the different things and make your mind up about them.
It was so sad to say goodbye to Terri, Amy and Brandon... we had such a great time and I miss them loads. Hopefully they will come to see us soon. Thank you for a lovely time guys, we'll never forget it!





